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the shade in this photo set could cause an eclipse
I realize that some peeps think the slow cooker is only for making winter fare, but I like to use it year-round cuz 1) it’s super convenient and 2) I like winter eats even in the summertime. I was inspired by the boy’s pal Quinn’s mom’s paleo chicken curry, which she made in the slow cooker, so I decided to try making it myself. It’s super-easy to make. Here’s how:
- Put the following ingredients into your slower cooker: Two pounds of boneless, skinless chicken thighs (or chicken breast, if you prefer); one can of coconut milk; one cup of chicken stock; three heaping tablespoons of your favorite curry powder (I got mine from Trader Joe’s); one diced sweet onion; one diced tomato; and three cloves of garlic, minced.
- Cover the pot and let the slow cooker do its magic.
- After your curry has cooked for either eight hours on low or four hours on high, add one red pepper, diced, and stir. Let your curry cook for another 45 minutes or so.
- Prior to serving, add a coupla dashes of fish sauce to taste.
- Voilà! Serve over jasmine rice. It’s pretty good!
Did you know that Crush is portrayed “high” because Sea Turtles actually eat jellyfish and the poisons inside the jelly doesn’t actually harm the turtle but instead intoxicates them much like marijuana does for humans.
In order to become the supreme adult, you must perform the seven wonders:
- Public speaking
- Not being afraid of teenagers
- Calling the doctor yourself
- Arguing without crying
- Having a normal sleep pattern
- Having an answer to the question ‘what do you want to do with your life?’
"I can listen no longer in silence. I must speak to you by such means as are within my reach. You pierce my soul. I am half agony, half hope. Tell me not that I am too late, that such precious feelings are gone for ever. I offer myself to you again with a heart even more your own than when you almost broke it, eight years and a half ago. Dare not say that man forgets sooner than woman, that his love has an earlier death. I have loved none but you. Unjust I may have been, weak and resentful I have been, but never inconstant. You alone have brought me to Bath. For you alone, I think and plan. Have you not seen this? Can you fail to have understood my wishes? I had not waited even these ten days, could I have read your feelings, as I think you must have penetrated mine. I can hardly write. I am every instant hearing something which overpowers me. You sink your voice, but I can distinguish the tones of that voice when they would be lost on others. Too good, too excellent creature! You do us justice, indeed. You do believe that there is true attachment and constancy among men. Believe it to be most fervent, most undeviating, in F. W.
I must go, uncertain of my fate; but I shall return hither, or follow your party, as soon as possible. A word, a look, will be enough to decide whether I enter your father’s house this evening or never.”"
— Jane Austen (Persuasion)
“Am I a machine without feelings? Do you think that because I am poor, plain, obscure, and little that I am soulless and heartless? I have as much soul as you and full as much heart. And if God had possessed me with beauty and wealth, I could make it as hard for you to leave me as I to leave you.”
|rochester:||accuses jane of bewitching his horse|
|rochester:||interrogates jane about her paintings|
|rochester:||leaves jane abruptly for months at a time|
|rochester:||stages an engagement with a hot rich aristocrat to hurt jane's feelings|
|rochester:||dresses up as a fortune teller to mess with jane's head|
|rochester:||neglects to tell jane about the murderous insane wife living in his attic|
|rochester:||wait jane why are you leaving|